cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via disco1997)

59oz:

im too horny for the amount of sex im not having

(Source: 80st, via hellzhobbit)

psychosematic:

if my future marriage isn’t as beautiful as ben and leslie’s what is the point really

(via confessionsofapawneecitizen)

egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

(via hakunamatataaas)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via yelled)